PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a